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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

7.5(3,690 votes)
12 Seasons
262 Episodes
September 22, 2003
Comedy

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Status

Ended

Created By

Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Network

CBS

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Seasons & Episodes

Season 10

Season 10

September 27, 2012
Episodes

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

Episodes

I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Episode 1
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
September 27, 201221m4.9

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

A Big Bag of Dog
Episode 2
A Big Bag of Dog
October 4, 201220m5.7

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Episode 3
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
October 11, 201221m5.4

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
Episode 4
You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
October 18, 201221m6.1

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Episode 5
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
October 25, 201220m5.9

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Ferrets, Attack!
Episode 6
Ferrets, Attack!
November 1, 201220m5.6

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Episode 7
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
November 8, 201221m5.3

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Something My Gynecologist Said
Episode 8
Something My Gynecologist Said
November 15, 201221m5.8

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

I Scream When I Pee
Episode 9
I Scream When I Pee
November 29, 201220m5.6

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson
Episode 10
One Nut Johnson
December 6, 201221m6.3

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Episode 11
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
December 13, 201222m6.0

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest
Episode 12
Welcome to Alancrest
January 3, 201322m5.9

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Episode 13
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
January 10, 201321m4.6

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Episode 14
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
January 31, 201321m6.0

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Episode 15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
February 7, 201321m6.1

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Episode 16
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
February 14, 201321m5.8

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Episode 17
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
February 21, 201321m6.1

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

The 9:04 from Pemberton
Episode 18
The 9:04 from Pemberton
March 7, 201321m5.7

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Episode 19
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
March 14, 201321m5.4

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Episode 20
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
April 4, 201321m5.2

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Another Night with Neil Diamond
Episode 21
Another Night with Neil Diamond
April 25, 201321m4.9

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

My Bodacious Vidalia
Episode 22
My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 201321m5.8

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Episode 23
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 201322m5.6

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

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Top Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

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Jon Cryer

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